down in the dumps con la depre, con el ánimo por los suelos Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Gaston, looking so down in the dumps.
take your lumps recibir/soportar los golpes/palos (de la vida) Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston, even when taking your lumps.
"any Tom, Dick or Stanley" [real idiom: any Tom, Dick or Harry] todo quisqui, todo bicho viviente, cualquier hijo de vecino You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley, and they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on.
